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  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 October 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74511) - you deserved it (40941)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70972) - you deserved it (18382)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (168145) - you deserved it (30013)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by lalanon (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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