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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1426
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AtLast : I go to a boarding school in the middle of no where...

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 12 hours ago<b>Mons</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Contiinuous</b> - 23 hours ago<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:52am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:25am<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:15am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:24am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 1:57am<b>Miizuo</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 9:27pm<b>CaptainSmith28</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 5:37pm<b>pikon</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 3:56pm<b>alonzo17</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:29pm<b>wtffml1979</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:44pm<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 8:10pm<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 6:34am<b>gis0392</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 12:48am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:29pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:11am

Fucked!<b>Contiinuous</b> - 17 hours ago<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:52am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:25am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:57am<b>CaptainSmith28</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:37pm<b>alonzo17</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:29am<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:29pm<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:10am<b>PrinceOfBritain</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:16am<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:33am<b>SlimDanny</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:11am<b>Delsanity</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 7:12am<b>_parth</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 5:05am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:15am<b>GAMERZxxHD</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 12:20am

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AtLast's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I asked him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punched me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. FML

#5021178
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56404) - you deserved it (21816)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48805) - you deserved it (7712)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (186046) - you deserved it (47393)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

#1163738
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102230) - you deserved it (4695)

On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

#983061
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17110) - you deserved it (83570)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

#653813
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50764) - you deserved it (5169)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm - misc - by Anonymity (man) - Canada

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (357472) - you deserved it (33540)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML

#300638
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31654) - you deserved it (65448)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by DanniRae (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48366) - you deserved it (7856)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

#4106
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29465) - you deserved it (9857)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)



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