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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1562
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40286) - you deserved it (3202)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

#17443433
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36288) - you deserved it (2328)

On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25053) - you deserved it (9555)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36270) - you deserved it (7404)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33477) - you deserved it (3036)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55862) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while trying to explain to my date that a small coffee would be fine, I said "I'm cheap and I'm easy". FML

#14654282
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12418) - you deserved it (31590)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Username -

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

#14179989
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26892) - you deserved it (4680)

On 12/12/2010 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34498) - you deserved it (18625)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

#12209813
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40573) - you deserved it (3120)

On 07/30/2010 at 4:00pm - work - by MLZ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45558) - you deserved it (4470)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

#7900233
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10292) - you deserved it (57591)

On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

#5541044
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68988) - you deserved it (2902)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by rainedaddy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid and my husband says "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

#5461426
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36601) - you deserved it (11054)

On 09/25/2009 at 2:24am - love - by WOWreally (woman) - United States (California)



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