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by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Animals
by Username / 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm / United States / Work
by sofargone420 / 07/29/2011 at 10:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 3:32pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm / United States / Love
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
by MLZ / 07/30/2010 at 4:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
by hickey / 02/05/2010 at 5:35am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
by rainedaddy / 09/29/2009 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid and my husband says "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML
by WOWreally / 09/25/2009 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML
by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I'm having dinner with my bf. We planned it weeks ago, and she made a big deal about being… Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high… Today, I bought a non-refundable $200 plane ticket to Ohio to be with my girlfriend who moved there…