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AtLast

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AtLast

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1434
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AtLast : I go to a boarding school in the middle of no where...

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Visits<b>munzapoppa</b> - 22 hours ago<b>maria95aa</b> - yesterday at 2:23am<b>Delsanity</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 10:06pm<b>kerripjones</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:27pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:23pm<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:11pm<b>photogirl17</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 3:59pm<b>Contiinuous</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 4:20am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 1:31am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 10:10am<b>Mons</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 3:20am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:52am<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:15am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:24am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 1:57am<b>Miizuo</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 9:27pm<b>CaptainSmith28</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 5:37pm<b>pikon</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 3:56pm

Fucked!<b>maria95aa</b> - yesterday at 8:23am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 3:23am<b>photogirl17</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:59pm<b>Contiinuous</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:58am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:52am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:25am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:57am<b>CaptainSmith28</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:37pm<b>alonzo17</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:29am<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:29pm<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:10am<b>PrinceOfBritain</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:16am<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:33am<b>SlimDanny</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:11am<b>Delsanity</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 7:12am<b>_parth</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 5:05am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:15am<b>GAMERZxxHD</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 12:20am

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AtLast's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54143) - you deserved it (3433)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

#20918730
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21705) - you deserved it (81874)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

#20918137
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56824) - you deserved it (3314)

On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML

#20912171
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53850) - you deserved it (4240)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:55am - kids - by thisguy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59145) - you deserved it (3544)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

#20909114
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46255) - you deserved it (6580)

On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

#20906869
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52871) - you deserved it (7309)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

#20892490
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51195) - you deserved it (7268)

On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

#20890415
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36493) - you deserved it (11123)

On 09/21/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

#20889957
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36937) - you deserved it (6927)

On 09/21/2013 at 9:10am - misc - by dadyoureacunt (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

#20885155
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53739) - you deserved it (6462)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by someone (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

#20884742
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18094) - you deserved it (89331)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45818) - you deserved it (8407)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

#20841635
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55041) - you deserved it (4599)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML

#20754256
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44501) - you deserved it (2639)

On 06/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic



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