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Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and… Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the… Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML