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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1789
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Astraea's favorite FMLs

 Today, after flying halfway across the world to see the man I love, he admitted cheating on me several days before I arrived, not only with someone I know, but with someone I hate. FML

#8464823
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32091) - you deserved it (2632)

On 02/20/2010 at 12:30am - love - by izhamilton (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

#8243991
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26653) - you deserved it (2249)

On 02/14/2010 at 10:19am - intimacy - by CheatedOn (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

#8117396
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11087) - you deserved it (37608)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:33am - intimacy - by CatWoman (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74503) - you deserved it (8720)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

#4229570
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67966) - you deserved it (7351)

On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)



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