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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2473
  • Number of comments : 330
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Asstazztic : Live in the beautiful OC, work at a retirement home, work out at LA Fitness so if u ever see me say hi =} and I am studying to be an actor =D Anything else feel free to ask

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Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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