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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 May 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3105
  • Number of comments : 330
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Asstazztic : Live in the beautiful OC, work at a retirement home, work out at LA Fitness so if u ever see me say hi =} and I am studying to be an actor =D Anything else feel free to ask

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Asstazztic's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

by TuralSucks / 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy