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About AssassinsRUs : I'm Ophelia Marie, I'm a bassist (obviously) and a sculptor. I live for rock, jazz and classical music and the thrill of performing. I also live to laugh to myself about when karma attacks people who deserve it. An eye for an eye, bitches:)

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Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

by protoplasm stole my seat / 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous