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AssassinD3

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 March 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 191
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AssassinD3 : No I don't really live in Nigeria, I just don't want to say where I really live. I enjoy classic rock, video games, and pizza. I guess you could call me an adult teenager. I am 6 foot 2, 200 lbs, and have a light brown fauxhawk.

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