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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 September 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3180
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AssOf2009 : I've been to known to laugh at the wrong times, but I am a good person.

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Today..!! I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls!! I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line!! While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said..!! "You have a beard coming out of looool yur bathing suit!" FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , ma friends an I were drinking boba. On te side of te cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid coking on te Boba". I started to laug at te ridiculousness of te label , an coked on te boba in a couging fit. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today , at te restaurantere I work , I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting te table , I was deciding between saying ( Can I get you anyting to drink? ) and ( Can I start you off wit someting? ) My actual greeting? ( Can I get you ladies looool off? ) FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

#242557
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On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I Slept With This New Guy For The First Time. After Sex... He Said The Doggie Style Position Was Fun... It Made Him Wonder Wat It Would Be Lyk To Rape A Girl. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy mah ass. My boss will be ere in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
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