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Aspen_Grace33
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6210
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Aspen_Grace33 : Just turned 30!!! Live in Missouri, USA

I Love Lucy is my very favorite tv show of all time!!! Lucille Ball was a brilliant comedienne and that show is a timeless classic!!!

I work in retail...still....after 12 years...

I love talking to and meeting people from all over the world!!! My best friend actually lives in Japan!

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Aspen_Grace33's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

#21523696
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6077) - you deserved it (405)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm - misc - by Asian - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

#21523681
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7674) - you deserved it (494)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by OhDearGodGrandad (man) - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16968) - you deserved it (5897)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

#21522828
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17033) - you deserved it (4040)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML

#21522585
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18697) - you deserved it (1458)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm - misc - by Lord_Nick (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

#21522398
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24102) - you deserved it (3440)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

#21522381
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17669) - you deserved it (2732)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:06am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML

#21522183
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22583) - you deserved it (2221)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

#21520882
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18491) - you deserved it (3241)

On 01/29/2016 at 5:18pm - misc - by I Tried (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML

#21520387
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21916) - you deserved it (1557)

On 01/28/2016 at 11:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

#21520327
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23022) - you deserved it (1560)

On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, a customer scared me for the sole purpose of watching my breasts jiggle when I jumped in surprise. I know because his head moved as they did, and he said, "Nice." before walking away. FML

#21519950
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20679) - you deserved it (1919)

On 01/27/2016 at 2:59am - work - by NotYourToy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML

#21519039
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (3871)

On 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML

#21519024
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20728) - you deserved it (1522)

On 01/24/2016 at 7:57pm - work - by thrill house - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

#21518840
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17435) - you deserved it (7219)

On 01/24/2016 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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