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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 599
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Askzombie : Bend downz ands i eats yor brainz
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Today, a customer approached me, smiling and asked what kind of cheese was in our cheddar cheese balls. Thinking he was joking, I laughed and said "swiss." He ordered, found they were indeed cheddar cheese, and reported me. FML

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28395) - you deserved it (2757)

On 05/30/2015 at 1:40am - love - by L_lives (man) - United States (California)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML


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On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML


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On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML


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On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML


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On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML


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On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

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