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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Askzombie : Bend downz ands i eats yor brainz
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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (6416)

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