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About Askzombie : Bend downz ands i eats yor brainz
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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
Friday 29 August 2014