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AskingAlice13
  • Town/Country : Dallas, Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 March 1999 (15 years)
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Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44217) - you deserved it (2922)

On 07/22/2013 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I have to work Christmas Day. There's no public transport running and taxis are triple fare. It'll cost me more getting to work than I'll actually earn during the shift. FML

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On 12/24/2009 at 6:20am - work - by Barstaff (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)



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