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About AsianCookie247 : I, like every other person, get bored at times and cure it with this lovely site.
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Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38620) - you deserved it (21127)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91984) - you deserved it (41768)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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