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AsianCookie247
  • Town/Country : somewhere in the, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2436
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AsianCookie247 : If you decide to message me, I don't bite :)
I, like every other person, get bored at times and cure it with this lovely site.
I'm happily taken by my wonderful boyfriend ❤

"Imperfection is beauty, Madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous rather than absolutely boring."
- Marilyn Monroe

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Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25705) - you deserved it (2075)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30096) - you deserved it (5989)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34708) - you deserved it (3601)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

#17104871
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19363) - you deserved it (7854)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by Boo (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

#17089310
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23377) - you deserved it (36091)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:40am - love - by whyme - United States (California)

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

#17087035
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19989) - you deserved it (13493)

On 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm - animals - by MooCow - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

#17085145
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (2579)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36869) - you deserved it (21187)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

#17078615
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26414) - you deserved it (2601)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28850) - you deserved it (8573)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

#17078308
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20657) - you deserved it (2973)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:19am - kids - by SaggyBoy135 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

#17074244
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27536) - you deserved it (9345)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16203) - you deserved it (14545)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10975) - you deserved it (47519)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML

#16996053
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33755) - you deserved it (9863)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)



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