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Ashleyxphobia
  • Town/Country : butler, PA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (22 years)
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Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56533) - you deserved it (3659)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39317) - you deserved it (2284)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:18pm - love - by misc (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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