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by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
by Dunzo15 / 05/02/2009 at 2:28am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
by denied / 03/26/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Delaware) / Love
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said… Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a… Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all…
- Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I found my daughters hiding spot. Yeah there was dolls, matchbox cars and coloring markers.…