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AshleyXD
  • Town/Country : ca, CA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1103
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AshleyXD : I Love FML Stores Im Outgoing Girl And Im Sooo FUNNY!!! XD Trust Me If You Already Meet Me Then We Would Be Besties(: Im The Sweeties Cutie Funny Smart Nice Person In Thee Worldd. I have my friends backkupp everytime when i go to skool i have to dressup as a boy to get to there becuz people go ''Ashley Ashley Ashley!!!'' like whoa! peole do love me and if u want moree 411 on me message me or comment me see ya!

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Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

#8242645
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32256) - you deserved it (5761)

On 02/14/2010 at 9:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18687) - you deserved it (2993)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

#8238239
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20090) - you deserved it (3083)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad decides to tell me he's taking the whole family to disney world, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

#8232410
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35691) - you deserved it (1891)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by disneyworld (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

#8230374
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18914) - you deserved it (1867)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - work - by mallcop - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

#8230372
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20717) - you deserved it (2054)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - health - by dogbait - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

#8223058
149 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML

#8220919
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6035) - you deserved it (27755)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with a hot new girl I'm dating. It was raining and we had to park far from the entrance. As soon as we get out of my car, she starts sprinting to get out of the rain. I run to catch up and slip on a metal plate, and do a reverse superman onto my ass. FML

#8220322
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16601) - you deserved it (4674)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by Decker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with "HEY SLUT" or "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML

#8200011
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7967) - you deserved it (21053)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:53am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML

#8199501
105 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by bcca - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

#8198734
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15463) - you deserved it (2580)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by lolographic24 - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML

#8193962
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21501) - you deserved it (4359)

On 02/13/2010 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

#8177563
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23200) - you deserved it (1374)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:22pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

#8167540
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9193) - you deserved it (22771)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version



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