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  • Number of visits : 1383
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AshleyXD : I Love FML Stores Im Outgoing Girl And Im Sooo FUNNY!!! XD Trust Me If You Already Meet Me Then We Would Be Besties(: Im The Sweeties Cutie Funny Smart Nice Person In Thee Worldd. I have my friends backkupp everytime when i go to skool i have to dressup as a boy to get to there becuz people go ''Ashley Ashley Ashley!!!'' like whoa! peole do love me and if u want moree 411 on me message me or comment me see ya!

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Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39524) - you deserved it (2388)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

#8400903
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19598) - you deserved it (2403)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:48am - misc - by Oze (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

#8370926
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28256) - you deserved it (4851)

On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

#8366883
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31756) - you deserved it (7333)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

#8366883
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31756) - you deserved it (7333)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

#8364969
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22924) - you deserved it (3040)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:38am - love - by amireallyloved - United States (California)

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

#8361510
291 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38078) - you deserved it (3358)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

#8299484
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32804) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML

#8297602
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22851) - you deserved it (2313)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:02pm - money - by Ambar - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35630) - you deserved it (7276)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon because "they didn't have one so neither will we", so they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML

#8279191
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21474) - you deserved it (13316)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by tayluh26 - United States (California)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8546) - you deserved it (32935)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

#8248390
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9031) - you deserved it (40757)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

#8246413
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20678) - you deserved it (4162)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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