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Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States
Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 4:48am - misc - by Oze (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:38am - love - by amireallyloved - United States (California)
Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 12:02pm - money - by Ambar - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States
Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon because "they didn't have one so neither will we", so they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by tayluh26 - United States (California)
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that him and his friends could play BioShock. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 9:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
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