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AshleyRoseMeow
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 November 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AshleyRoseMeow : Wow, haven't been on here in about 1982235363773683 years....

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Uhh, yeah, hahah, AshleyRoseMeow is my reallllly old formspring name so just ignore it. It's not very creative.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85060) - you deserved it (25498)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111441) - you deserved it (4664)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (117400) - you deserved it (6262)

On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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