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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 March 1991 (23 years)
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About AshleyDelane : I'm 22 and in an amazing relationship that's been going on for 5+years! I enjoy reading fmls. My hobbies include sleeping, magic the gathering, league of legends, crocheting, watching animes and tv, doing my nails, and much more! :) feel free to hit me up!

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Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML


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