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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4099
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth…

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

#14813410
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33506) - you deserved it (6794)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML

#14768786
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44337) - you deserved it (4002) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68415) - you deserved it (3647)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48390) - you deserved it (9804)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

#14189329
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30524) - you deserved it (7537)

On 12/13/2010 at 9:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

#14160788
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30858) - you deserved it (2952)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Indonesia

Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

#14140918
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40610) - you deserved it (5206)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by prinzess (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

#14119620
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10443) - you deserved it (36488)

On 12/07/2010 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by openmouthinsertfoot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

#14112923
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38681) - you deserved it (15127)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31443) - you deserved it (7978)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57953) - you deserved it (10567)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17483) - you deserved it (48347)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15646) - you deserved it (52893)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML

#13871078
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14098) - you deserved it (49862)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

#13357466
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27826) - you deserved it (3060)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by toyotasmash - United States



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