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Ashamed_Sister

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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6617
  • Number of comments : 268
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth…

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Ashamed_Sister's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (14351)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35363) - you deserved it (3572)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10572) - you deserved it (73325)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18303) - you deserved it (34376)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

#17239646
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45590) - you deserved it (17144)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52104) - you deserved it (6198)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39873) - you deserved it (2689)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80762) - you deserved it (6629)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

#15749336
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (11526)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -

Today, on my 21st birthday, a relative asked me if I was still engaged to the love of my life. The man I spent several years with, gave my virginity to, moved across the country for, who promised to marry me before my 21st, and who swore he was over his ex for good. No, but thanks for asking. FML

#15565101
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36068) - you deserved it (7519)

On 03/30/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70090) - you deserved it (9655)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38397) - you deserved it (32066)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

#15373244
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5308)

On 03/18/2011 at 9:36pm - animals - by SpideyFace (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17662) - you deserved it (83303)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52105) - you deserved it (3830)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)



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