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Ash1984
  • Town/Country : Tiny ass town, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 January 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ash1984 : I am 25 years old, I live in a town where the number of cornfields is larger than the amount of people . That is a FML right there. I love animals and am obsessed with 80's rock.

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Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6903) - you deserved it (52485)

On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39251) - you deserved it (9619)

On 06/24/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by feelinnauseous (woman) - United States

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49408) - you deserved it (193635)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)



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