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Ash0
  • Town/Country : Amuricah
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 146
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ash0 : I have a very delightful obsession with elephants.

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Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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