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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 695
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ascalon : Boo hoo. I'm 13. Get over it.

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Ascalon's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12045) - you deserved it (40525)

On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45863) - you deserved it (6196)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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