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Arybanana
  • Town/Country : Dallas, Usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 December 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (308049) - you deserved it (41004)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (121758) - you deserved it (3829)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32179) - you deserved it (10710)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Yudansha (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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549 comments

I agree, your life sucks (408931) - you deserved it (26497)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44740) - you deserved it (6080)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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