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By meow - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States
By ZombiexIce - 10/02/2014 03:22 - United States - San Francisco
Hey, this is the OP. I have owned rats and mice as pets, but with a wild one you really don't want them running loose around a toddler. As for getting a cat, I have been trying to get a kitten for my son, but our landlord wants a huge deposit. We are buying a humane trap and letting him go somewhere far away. We have temporarily plugged the hole he was using to get in until payday. My husband was jokingly threatening. He is just a big softie sometimes. :) We got a good laugh out of this, before I realized it was a mouse I ran screaming out of the bathroom with my pants around my knees. Glad everyone got a laugh out of this, we did!
By sciencesadness - 08/02/2014 23:24 - United States - Lynnwood
By australian6196 - 05/02/2014 02:36 - Australia - Sydney
I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.