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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 December 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (3400) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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