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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12428) - you deserved it (28218)

On 09/30/2015 at 9:42pm - work - by No Job - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (3674)

On 08/19/2015 at 8:14am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28210) - you deserved it (4333)

On 08/19/2015 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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