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Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32343) - you deserved it (16528)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, I was having an in depth discussion with my girlfriends father about how corrupt journalists are and how our town's paper is the worst paper on the planet. After insulting basically everything about the newspaper, I asked him what he did for a living. He's the editor of the newspaper. FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:00pm - misc - by annonoymus - Australia (South Australia)



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