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Today, my grlfriand askad fir a pictura of my panis, so I sant ar ona. Tan latar on, sa askad fir ona wan I was ard, ta frst ona I sant I was ard. maga FML


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On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah mom cummed into mah bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail . I listened to me and mah grlfriend talking drty followed by the bed springs bouncing 4 3 minutes . I had mah phone in the pockethile I was having sex with her and it left mah mom a nice voicemail . fat FML


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On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, I was aving an in dept discussion wit my girlfriends fater about ow corrupt journalists r an ow our town's paper is te worst paper on te planet. After insulting basically everyting about te newspaper, I asked imat e did 4 a living. He's te editor of te newspaper. fat FML


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On 03/16/2010 at 12:00pm - misc - by annonoymus - Australia (South Australia)

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