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Today, I finally got mah hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21432) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

today I was in a mall bathroomhen two grls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really looool into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

#20067220
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34473) - you deserved it (2681)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, Mah Son,ho Saams To Think That Ha Is A "gangsta" Daspita Baing Ahita Boy From Tha Suburbs, Criad Bacausa I Accidantally Burnad His Grillad Chaasa . Ha's 28 . FML

#20045566
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29938) - you deserved it (5733)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today.. . I found out that mah parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person . They've been yelling at our exchange student 4 the past 2 days . FML

#20034373
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23081) - you deserved it (1498)

On 08/21/2012 at 7:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

today I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down . Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through mah side-window and smacked into mah head, causing me to drive into a ditch . FML

#20008924
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25000) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was at a Chinasa buffat , an I got a fortuna cookia. I opanad it , an it said , "Tha lova of your lifa is sitting across from you". Tha only thing across from ma was an ampty chair. FML

#20007961
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33462) - you deserved it (3148)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37447) - you deserved it (9205)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah parents were awake while I was still in bed on mah iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod , so I was breathing heavily. Later , mah parents sat me down 4 a little "talk". FML

#19833260
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22945) - you deserved it (7091)

On 06/23/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today I made a pone call in ma office to ma doctor. He wantd to call a prescription to ma parmacy but wantd to know by wat metod I would prefer ma medication. During our conversation a group of potential clients walkd in just as I looool exclaimd "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24392) - you deserved it (3336)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

TODAY... A HOMELES GUY GRABBED ME AN STARTED RANTING THAT "THE MAYAN WERE RIGHT" OR SOME SHIT. HE WAS MAKING ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS CHARLIE SHEEN OUTSIDE OF A PADDED CELL... SO I SHOVED HIM AWAY. THAT'SHEN HE DECIDED TO PULL A KNIFE AN CHASE ME ALL THE WAY TO MAH CAR. FML

#19716436
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23771) - you deserved it (3783)

On 06/01/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by kay (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

TODAY , AT WORK , AN OVERWEIGHT MAN RIDING AN ELECTRIC CART STARTED PEEING ALL AROUND THE STORE. I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP. FML

#18381890
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27821) - you deserved it (1963)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

Taday I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women askd me to stand up an take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37974) - you deserved it (5332)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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