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Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37396) - you deserved it (1731)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

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On 04/30/2012 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by lowlife123 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)



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