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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Arrow44 : My wiener is like my ruler, bendy and always wanting to hit someone.

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7729) - you deserved it (23652)

On 11/22/2009 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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