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Arrow44

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 623
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Arrow44 : My wiener is like my ruler, bendy and always wanting to hit someone.

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7845) - you deserved it (24060)

On 11/22/2009 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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