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Aroha020

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Aroha020

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3990
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Aroha020's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78027) - you deserved it (8139)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML

#17060608
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28215) - you deserved it (4212)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53751) - you deserved it (16813)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

#16982648
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11134) - you deserved it (57260)

On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34374) - you deserved it (3746)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64867) - you deserved it (6765)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19156) - you deserved it (64627)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39367) - you deserved it (7506)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32685) - you deserved it (12414)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28734) - you deserved it (6357)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64774) - you deserved it (3814)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

#16263941
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (14234)

On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20295) - you deserved it (54063)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
480 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15279) - you deserved it (87767)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
480 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15279) - you deserved it (87767)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)



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