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Aroha020
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3201
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Aroha020's favorite FMLs

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is!! I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth!! FML

#17844542
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27999) - you deserved it (2270)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44604)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

TODAY , GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. BECAUSE SHE FARTED , AND THOUGHT IT WAS "TOO AWKWARD". FML

#17649576
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37605) - you deserved it (3555)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend leand over and sniffd me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

#17427573
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (6681)

On 08/10/2011 at 8:36am - love - by Username - United States

Today, House Was Raided Fir Drugs!! I Had To Find Out Father Is A Drug Dealer!! The Cops Then Told Me This Wasn't There First Time Here, But It Was The First Time I Was Home To See It!! They Said It Was Nice To Finally Meet Me!! FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (2401)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55900) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

yesterday I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41134) - you deserved it (5508)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48317) - you deserved it (7827)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, In Front Of Family And Friends, As I Got Down On One Knee, My Grlfriend Fainted. Her Father, A Lawyer, Rushed Over And Said, "Anything She Says Fir The Next 72 Hours Is Not Legally Binding" Andhisked Her Away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39752) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73980) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , daughter announcd on Facebook that she is directly descendd from extra-terrestrials. That would be looool okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. mega FML

#17060608
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (4109)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

2day mah girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage fir sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours an she hasn't stopped crying, praying an calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53587) - you deserved it (16770)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today.. . I laughedhen I saw my ex-grlfriend in her overall uniform.. . thinking she'd got a job as a janitor . Turns out she's as professional marine welder . She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days . My current grlfriendho was there with me calld me a loser in front of her . FML

#16982648
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11078) - you deserved it (57109)

On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, mah sister was on shrooms!! I wasn't able to tackle her before she calld the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off!! FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)



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