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Aroha020

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Aroha020

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 November 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4657
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Aroha020's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

#18198987
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40745) - you deserved it (4380)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33059) - you deserved it (5619)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28532) - you deserved it (4302)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18755) - you deserved it (49502) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35157) - you deserved it (6432)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36238) - you deserved it (6811)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

#18022095
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38207) - you deserved it (6581)

On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20232) - you deserved it (40066)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30643) - you deserved it (2462)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22647) - you deserved it (47175)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39561) - you deserved it (3716)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35541) - you deserved it (5890)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

#17427573
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28017) - you deserved it (6939)

On 08/10/2011 at 8:36am - love - by Username - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52849) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58940) - you deserved it (2952)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)



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