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ArielTheMermaid

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 23331
  • Number of comments : 906
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArielTheMermaid : Just an average sixteen year old with no real claim to fame.

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Today... I woka up to a vary unplaasant faaling. Apparantly... tha tattoo I got on my arm a coupla of days ago attractad hundrads of ants during its haaling procass. Thay wara litarally carrying away piacas of my skin. I can not gat tha faaling or imaga out of my haad. maga FML

#20846451
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53132) - you deserved it (5970)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

2day I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticd a green jeep and commentd "I heard the person who drive that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

#20846340
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51147) - you deserved it (5855)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by mycar - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal fir a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained an shat there pants. FML

#20846305
128 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have 4 buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

Yesterday, I was at a ( bring your family to work ) event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, ( No wife today? ) Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML

#20844855
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42603) - you deserved it (8340)

On 08/19/2013 at 3:04pm - work - by insensitive prick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Today, I found mah dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I askd him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a grl. FML

#20844156
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46423) - you deserved it (2657)

On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

I FOUND OUT THAT APPARENTLY I'M IN MIAMI. I AM ALSO ENJOYING A FIVE-STAR HOTEL AND ALL OF ITS SERVICES. ONLY ONE PROBLEM: I'M STILL HERE, STUCK IN A SMALL SUBURBAN TOWN. F*CK IDENTITY THEFT. FML

#20844068
61 comments

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On 08/19/2013 at 12:30am - misc - by iwannagotomiamitoo - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I had sex with a guy I've likd for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

#20844009
13 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY... I BROKE INTO TEARS AT WORK AFTER BEING TOLD MAH AUNT HAD A STROKE. MY BOSS TOLD ME TO "SUCK IT UP... NO ONE IS THAT CLOSE TO THERE AUNT." MY AUNT ADOPTED ME WHEN MAH MOTHER PASSED AWAY. FML

yesterday I accidentally hit an elderly manhile driving. The police came, an five minutes later I was told that he confessd to walking in the middle of the road to get hit an claim compensation. He was fine, but I still got chargd for hitting a pedestrian. FML

#20843576
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40801) - you deserved it (4520)

On 08/18/2013 at 7:23pm - misc - by FMLdude - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, after an argument with my wife, I stormd out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replacd yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

#20843350
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38389) - you deserved it (15101)

On 08/18/2013 at 4:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today , I got fired from my job at an age care facility cuz I was too nice to my residents. My boss told me "They're deaf , blind and about to jump head first into the grave. We don't pay you to be kind." real FML

#20842873
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48758) - you deserved it (2712)

On 08/18/2013 at 7:43am - work - by sweet23 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I woke up to mah 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow!! I askd him wat he was doing , and he replid that he and Steve were playing a game , but Steve said I have to be asleep 4 it!! Steve is mah son's imaginary friend!! I'm convincd Steve wants to kill me!! FML

#20842823
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52239) - you deserved it (3133)

On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)



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