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ArielTheMermaid
  • Town/Country : Somewhere Over the Rainbow, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 4367
  • Number of comments : 877
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArielTheMermaid : Sup people? I like books and Batman and quoting Mean Girls. My iPod is my favorite object. Ever heard of Junior Doctor? If not, look them up. You won't regret it.

I love scary movies, My Little Pony, Harry Potter, Spanish class, Adventure Time, and candles :) I also like Justin Bieber. Yeah, hate me all you want, but I'm not one of the hysterical fans that will insult you if you don't like him. I think proper grammar is attractive ;)

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Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13534) - you deserved it (41011)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8454) - you deserved it (32659)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

#14843192
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24327) - you deserved it (5399)

On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

#14838369
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17673) - you deserved it (5107)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:01am - kids - by dancer101 (woman) - United States

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22828) - you deserved it (4592)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40177) - you deserved it (3035) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my boyfriend thought the garbage can in our kitchen smelled bad. Instead of cleaning it, he had it equipped with a Wunderbaum. Our entire house now smells like "New Car". FML

#14717591
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14299) - you deserved it (3001)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by everfresh (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML

#14696997
104 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 10:50am - love - by tina247 -

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5957) - you deserved it (44838)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34887) - you deserved it (3004)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27619) - you deserved it (6171)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27489) - you deserved it (5074) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

#14610612
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36641) - you deserved it (2263) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26951) - you deserved it (2472) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23289) - you deserved it (2380)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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