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I love scary movies, My Little Pony, Harry Potter, Spanish class, Adventure Time, and candles :) I also like Justin Bieber. Yeah, hate me all you want, but I'm not one of the hysterical fans that will insult you if you don't like him. I think proper grammar is attractive ;)
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Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 2:42am - health - by ouchmytits - United States (Mississippi)
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