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ArielTheMermaid

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ArielTheMermaid

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 23341
  • Number of comments : 906
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArielTheMermaid : Just an average sixteen year old with no real claim to fame.

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Today, I watchd in horror as my dad pickd up a daad cantipada, placd it on his tongua, and than swallowd it. FML

#20896754
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39033) - you deserved it (3288)

On 09/26/2013 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah 15-year-old daughter said she wantd to become a "baby name expert". I chortld, until I lookd it up. They actually exist. FML

#20896486
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34148) - you deserved it (4684)

On 09/26/2013 at 3:06am - kids - by anotherfmladdict (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today... I went to work at ma job as a secretary. I ad been given te task to file ma boss's collection of Playboy magazines alpabetically by name of te centerfold. Tere was one fir every mont from te years of 1980 until now. FML

#20895973
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35682) - you deserved it (3100)

On 09/25/2013 at 7:22pm - work - by Abcporn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today the creepy kid on the bus saved me a seat again. Thinking he wanted to be friends, I followed him on twitter. He was doing a live video feed so I checked it out. It was of me. FML

Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (4984)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (4984)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought some really expensive face wipes that were supposed to cure mah awful acne. I was excited to use them until I found out mah mom had used them all wiping down her car. mega FML

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44121) - you deserved it (4153)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Yesterday I sent a student to te dean 4 trying to smoke pot in class. His moter called to complain tat I publicly umiliated er son. FML

Today, I had to explain to my sonhy it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

#20894598
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34173) - you deserved it (4304)

On 09/24/2013 at 5:01pm - kids - by mandm - United States (New York)

Today, mah online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to fine some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is fir is going to be disappointedhen they get mah 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39665) - you deserved it (2740)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took ma grlfriend out to eat at a diner were ma friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk muc. He texted me after we'd left to tell me tat ma grlfriend ad slipped im er number. FML

#20894038
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49208) - you deserved it (3002)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday after bieng stood up at a diner , I called the grlho was supposed to have met me. Turns out , she thought I was kiddinghen I asked her out. FML

#20893951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42707) - you deserved it (2966)

On 09/24/2013 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, My Niece,ho Is Fifteen, Convinced My Six-year-old Daughter That Her Name Is Spelled C-U-N-T, And Just Pronounced As Catherine . FML

#20893921
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (3058)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:47am - kids - by cuntsmom (woman) - United States



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