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Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
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Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)
Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 3:39am - animals - by Lifeless (man) - United States (Oregon)
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