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About ArielTheMermaid : Just an average seventeen year old with no real claim to fame.
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The Thumb strikes back
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Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
Friday 17 April 2015