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ArielTheMermaid

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16123
  • Number of comments : 906
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArielTheMermaid : Just an average sixteen year old with no real claim to fame.

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Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23367) - you deserved it (3810)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my coworker told me that the framed picture our boss put on her desk last week was not, as I originally thought, a picture of her father, but a picture of Rupert Murdoch. FML

#999
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I agree, your life sucks (11938) - you deserved it (2854)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:03am - work - by newscorp employee - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10789) - you deserved it (59179)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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