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by newscorp employee / 01/12/2009 at 11:03am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…