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  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44578) - you deserved it (10498)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25034) - you deserved it (3983)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my coworker told me that the framed picture our boss put on her desk last week was not, as I originally thought, a picture of her father, but a picture of Rupert Murdoch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12108) - you deserved it (2875)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:03am - work - by newscorp employee - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML


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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

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