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Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
- Today, things were getting steamy with my boyfriend. For once, I tried to be more vocal to turn him… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my…