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ArielTheMermaid

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ArielTheMermaid

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 23329
  • Number of comments : 906
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArielTheMermaid : Just an average sixteen year old with no real claim to fame.

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Today, I went to a job interview, an a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door . I rushed to help him up, an after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well . fat FML

#21236025
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41287) - you deserved it (8868)

On 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by facefuckedguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I dropped mah kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin!! FML

#21235686
128 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital. My sister had slammed hand in the car door all because I considered purchasing a dress that looked like something she might buy fir herself. FML

#21235533
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39550) - you deserved it (2969)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:34am - health - by vicious_fashion (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today after ignoring mah concern an declaring that "safety equipment's 4 pussies" mah husband went rock climbing 4 the first time. He only sprained his ankle but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed an pissing in a bucket cuz walking is "too painful". FML

#21234823
118 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML

#21234388
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35110) - you deserved it (3329)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband an I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like u wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up an saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
125 comments

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On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I drove an our to a friend's wedding. Realizing I was too early, I sat in my car at a gas station and watced Te Office to kill time. I walked in to see te newly married couple escorting te last few rows out. I ad been told te wrong time and te wedding was over. FML

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on mah brother's computer!! It involvd two lesbian teenagers,ho just so happend to have the same names and physical descriptions as mah sister and me!! FML

#21233221
120 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins . I'm a little overwieght, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them . FML

#21233183
68 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 9:50am - work - by muffins - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate teir marriage, we spent most of te service being lectured by te priest on ow women r a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and r te cause of all te world's problems. FML

#21233096
53 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist . While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened . With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore . real FML

#21098025
75 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I wantad to try saducing mah boyfriand by having nothing but a t-shrt on 4han ha'd gat back from work. Ha cummad homa, saw ma, apologizad bashfully 4 failing to knock frst, an want back outsida. FML

#21097985
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43656) - you deserved it (6524)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there... when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says... "He's not coming... u may as well go home."

#21097979
61 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printd that says, "I am a girl" . FML

#21097950
113 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -



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