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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 531
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ArianaLuvU : Hi, Im Ariana!! I absolutely, positively, LOVE JESUS AND GOD!! Im a religious nut!! I love to dance, sing, act, and play trumpet!! I think Im in love!! I was the first sophmore capton ever on my school's dance team! Yay!!! I want to be a doctor. I love to eat( I could eat a whole large hand toss pizza in one sitting, lol). Umm.... Thats pretty much it. Message me??

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Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML

#13876997
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19680) - you deserved it (7297)

On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

#13416322
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10693) - you deserved it (26450)

On 10/12/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25341) - you deserved it (5474)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

#10812675
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (52503)

On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
451 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7202) - you deserved it (53367)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went in to my local cafe for my morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentioned that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmed milk in your coffee for years, I didn't want to say anything..." FML

#8388243
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (5151)

On 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm - health - by Skimilk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

#7811688
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31480) - you deserved it (2600)

On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

#6791781
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10851) - you deserved it (29385)

On 12/17/2009 at 10:46am - work - by Interview tragedy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML

#6740845
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35660) - you deserved it (2542)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

#6401581
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20572) - you deserved it (3723)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - intimacy - by lonewolf2701 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

#6378966
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12200) - you deserved it (35603)

On 11/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by inpain (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML

#6195343
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46519) - you deserved it (4227)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:01pm - misc - by ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

#5173603
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12437) - you deserved it (69054)

On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

#5163835
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12960) - you deserved it (35032)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML

#5141524
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18903) - you deserved it (51235)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)



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