About ArianaLuvU : Hi, Im Ariana!! I absolutely, positively, LOVE JESUS AND GOD!! Im a religious nut!! I love to dance, sing, act, and play trumpet!! I think Im in love!! I was the first sophmore capton ever on my school's dance team! Yay!!! I want to be a doctor. I love to eat( I could eat a whole large hand toss pizza in one sitting, lol). Umm.... Thats pretty much it. Message me??
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by Blondie / 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Health
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2011 at 5:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 6:43am / France (Alsace) / Love
Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML
by karmaplz / 02/23/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by straightasaneedle / 02/02/2011 at 12:11pm / Germany (Hessen) / Love
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
by Scaredwitless / 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Utah) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 5:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 4:03am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…