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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ArellaRoth : Just your average water mage, and Juvia's younger sister

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ArellaRoth's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48449) - you deserved it (5132)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML


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On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML


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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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