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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 37
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was coming home from a much-needed vacation. The time I spent on the plane consisted of kids screaming and throwing tantrums. One of them managed to give me a black eye with a shoe. Their mom pretended to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40192) - you deserved it (2718)

On 04/27/2013 at 10:30pm - health - by Satan'sChildren - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13465) - you deserved it (48323)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I attended a job fair for a position at a shop. I was the only one who showed and submitted an application. I didn't get the job. FML

#13090304
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22046) - you deserved it (2726)

On 09/17/2010 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28486) - you deserved it (4382)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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241 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML

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40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28128) - you deserved it (1646)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Timebaseboy (man) - United States (New York)



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