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by no / 12/08/2016 at 9:37am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML
by FMZiggy / 11/29/2016 at 5:14am / Netherlands / Health
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
by Terra / 11/19/2016 at 12:14am / Love
Today, my college dormitory accused me of something I didn't do, breaking a law that I never heard of, charged me $200 to fix "what I did wrong", and is forcing me to go to counciling at the school. Not only was I not on campus when it happened, but I was the one who reported the problem. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2016 at 8:47am / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
by Enslaved / 11/15/2016 at 3:40am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML
by Geese Ahoy / 11/14/2016 at 12:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Alittlebitiffy / 11/14/2016 at 7:42am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by kmtau / 11/09/2016 at 4:38pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Dirtbikesnowboard / 11/09/2016 at 2:00pm / United States (Utah) / Animals
by timetraveler1854 / 11/02/2016 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Health
by nomorepups / 10/31/2016 at 10:54am / Animals
Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML
by bagadigi / 10/27/2016 at 10:18am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2016 at 1:06am / Miscellaneous