About Aquila_Umbrae : I like to study people and know their stories. FML is a great place for that.
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Today, I noticed a customer looking for expired products in hopes of receiving a coupon from my store. I told them to let me know if they found anything. They promptly began following me around, telling me how to do my job, only to later file a complaint saying that I was harassing them. FML
by itsdezzz / 03/09/2016 at 6:43pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML
by socknotes / 03/08/2016 at 11:02pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Work
Today, an old man wanted to return a fryer. The box had blood smears all over it, so I told him no. He became irate and demanded a manager. Management said, "Hell no and don't touch that box." When I came back, he was licking a paper towel and attempting to wipe off the blood. FML
by leafynitemare / 03/08/2016 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Work
by trekkiewife / 10/20/2015 at 3:45pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 10:29am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
by mumfordandsonimdisappointed / 08/29/2015 at 1:09am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Arrkyna / 08/23/2015 at 1:42pm / Miscellaneous
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
by brbkillingmyself / 08/08/2015 at 6:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by clutzirella / 08/07/2015 at 2:32am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by liishax3 / 11/22/2014 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Animals
by lexigan4 / 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by mayoshampoo / 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Beeky / 08/22/2014 at 9:14am / United States (Montana) / Work
- Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…