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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 129
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About Aquamarine9 : Heyooo! Well here's a few things about me:

I believe that soccer is life, I'm a freshman in high school, I'm kinda into horror movies, bullying isn't cool, I prefer Sheetz over Starbucks, and I can solve a Rubik's cube!

The only thing predictable about life is it's unpredictability.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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