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AprylAnn

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AprylAnn

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About AprylAnn : Pack Leader, Photographer, Pit Bull Advocate & Lover

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Today... I decided to try LSD with a few friend in a safe environment. As an artist... I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic painting and had all my supplie set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the ( evil easel ) and never even touched my canvas. FML

#20930479
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Today, mah dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old ( pretend you're hurt ) trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML

yesterday I created a poster trying to raise self-harm awareness in teens 4 mah school. They sent me to the counselor... suspended me... and recommended I go to therapy. FML

TODAY I DREAMT THAT I BEAT SOMEONE UP 4 USING COMIC SANS IN A PROJECT. NOW I CAN'T LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT BEING RRATIONALLY ANGRY. FML

#20914246
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On 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by Ellie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

2DAY MAH GIRLFRIEND MADE BACON SANDWICHES 4 LUNCH . I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE , BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT MENTION THAT THE BACON SMELLED AND TASTED WIERD . I THOUGHT IT MAY HAVE EXPIRED . SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE SHE USED THE DRY BACON UNDER THE COUNTER . THOSE WERE DOG TREATS . FML

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On 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Undercooked (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

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On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I realized that mah grandma has pictures of all her grandchildren all over her house , with one glaring exception: me. FML

Today, mah online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to fine some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is fir is going to be disappointedhen they get mah 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I was adoptd when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

#20893338
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On 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm - misc - by theynamedmeluke (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss mada ma play golf with soma axacutivas of a company wa'ra hoping to sacura a businass daal with, daspita ma having no golf training. My first swing andad up with ma baing rushad to tha hospital. FML

#20891836
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On 09/22/2013 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

I STARTED MY NEW JOB AT A RESTAURANT I REALLY LIKE. AS I WAITED ON MY FIRST CUSTOMER , I SUGGESTED THAT HE TRY THE APPLE PIE , BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVOURITE. HE LOOKED UP AT ME AN SAID , "YEAH? FIGURES! LAY OFF 'EM , PORKY!" FML

#20891546
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On 09/22/2013 at 2:00pm - work - by -_- (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , It's Mah Brthday. I Don't Mind Crappy Gifts , But I Have To Wonder Y The Hell Mah Boyfriend Bought Me A Home Enema Kit. FML

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On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today,hile sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater 4 himself. FML

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On 09/21/2013 at 1:28pm - love - by gemtas5 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Taday while having sex with mah wife , mah Candy Crush addiction hit me full force , and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

#20890032
97 comments

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On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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